I trained to catch criminals.
Now I catch bugs.

Website gone quiet? Leads going missing? Tech held together with sticky tape? That's my kind of problem. Marketing, websites, SEO and everything underneath.

Move your torch around. The board behind this text is real.

I'm an introvert, so filming this took three coffees and a pep talk.
psst. you can drag these.
HSTS cache??
not propagation

Evidence at a glance

EXHIBIT A0

pages found hiding from Google. One setting did it.

EXHIBIT B0→0/wk

quote requests on an online store. Organic, R0 ad spend.

EXHIBIT C0

dead links fixed with 121 redirects. Zero errors.

EXHIBIT D0

job titles. One person. You'll see.

Quick question before you scroll. Who's asking?

Enough about me. Let's talk about you.

If you find yourself nodding at any of these, we should probably talk.

The Symptom Checker

Tick what's true. Free, very unofficial diagnosis.

Dr S. BouwerPhD (Pretty handy with Debugging)℞

Tick a symptom or two...

Somewhere there's an org chart with ten boxes. I'm in all of them.

A telecoms retail group. Two brands, one online store, one B2B website, 20+ stores. Hover a box, or tap it.

hover a box for the receipts

The case files

Every one of these started with the same two words: "huh, weird." Pick a folder.

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Shany Bouwer
BOUWER, S.CASE 000 · 2026

Charges: fixing things nobody asked her to. Repeatedly.

The suspect, briefly.

I studied to become a forensic investigator, realised I didn't want to spend my life in the darkest corners of other people's lives, and ended up solving a much friendlier kind of mystery instead: why businesses go quiet online.

These days I'm the entire marketing and IT department for a telecoms retail group with two brands and more than twenty stores, which is a fancy way of saying I build the websites, the CRM, the SEO, the content systems and the occasional Wi-Fi rescue, usually before lunch. I've got a BSc in Computing (four modules from done, and yes, I'm finishing it), a certificate in Digital Marketing and Graphic Design, and a slightly unusual detour through forensic studies, personal training and sport psychology that turns out to be very handy when you're trying to work out why customers do what they do.

I'm also an introvert with a daredevil streak, a comedy fan who refuses to watch horror, and the kind of person who will happily talk about quantum physics and how everything is connected through energy until someone gently changes the subject.

  1. Forensic investigationthe original plan
  2. Personal training & sport psychologythe growth detour
  3. BSc Computing + Digital Marketing & Designthe penny drops
  4. Marketing & IT for 20+ storeswhere I am now
  • runs on coffee
  • ignores trends on purpose
  • certified in firefighting & first aid
  • notices everything

The cross-examination

Doubts you might have. I'd rather answer them than leave you wondering. The witness is ready.

Case summary: Shany Bouwer

Here's everything you've picked up about me so far.

    CASE
    CLOSEDpending your call

    not a form person? same.

    Got a problem nobody's cracked yet?

    Tell me what's broken, what you're building, or what you'd like to hire me for. I reply within one working day.

    bouvera.cv@gmail.com

    The one-page CV covers my field of study. My full CV and complete work history are available on request.

    I'll bring the coffee.